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acrimonious-onclie:

Because you’re not Evan e.e

((OOC: oops didn’t mean to do that XD not a good multitasker))

Ehhh D: come on onclie ;) *giggles jokingly*

@unicorn-ler

gayunicornonceler:

adorbs-ler:

gayunicornonceler:

adorbs-ler:

Hey… s-sorry about the other day… I guess I kinda scared you a little… Stupid mating season… *a frown comes upon his face*

Oh, hey. It’s no problem at all! I just… We just met and I’m not sure this whole “mating” thing is for us. Yet. *gives him a light grin*

*blushes a bit* So… uh… wanna go make a thneed? *smiles* 

I actually don’t make those any more… *rubs the back of his neck lightly* Not after I was cursed to be this unicorn, human hybrid creature the Lorax put on me.

Oh… I’m sorry… Well… what do you want to do then? I do want to hang out with you a little more tho… *gives him the pleading eyes*

@unicorn-ler

gayunicornonceler:

adorbs-ler:

Hey… s-sorry about the other day… I guess I kinda scared you a little… Stupid mating season… *a frown comes upon his face*

Oh, hey. It’s no problem at all! I just… We just met and I’m not sure this whole “mating” thing is for us. Yet. *gives him a light grin*

*blushes a bit* So… uh… wanna go make a thneed? *smiles* 

@unicorn-ler

Hey… s-sorry about the other day… I guess I kinda scared you a little… Stupid mating season… *a frown comes upon his face*

put a “ye” in my ask box if u want to mate with me
Everyone’s horny and I’m scared.

gayunicornonceler:

Okay.

So.

A friend of mine brought it to my attention about the Hyena girl. She asked me: “Why doesn’t he just use his Unicorn magic to float her out of his tent and slam the door and make it a metal door?”

My response: “Because, Icey. He’s not Twilight Sparkle.”

:| 

B-but why not Nova? He could be magical like her! :D

worldscollapsin:

I’ll probably reblog this every single time it appears on my dash.

hahaha This is kinda awesome!